School is finally out for the summer! Tuesday Magoo finally left year 2, key stage one (ks1). Which means school kicked out at 1.30pm This meant one of two things. One. We got the afternoon with him, as thebeanspoonerswife booked the afternoon off of work, and also grandad is on holiday this week, so it … Continue reading Alice Cooper.
A bit of delayed post. Sports day. It's normally a day of untold dread in our house. Magoo is not overly keen on sports day. He's the short little chunky kid, you know the one. We all had one in our class, my class had me, Magoos class has him. But he personally doesn't give … Continue reading Sports day
Now as per normal, everything written here is my own personal opinion and in no way intentioally meant to hurt anyone. If you take offence to it, grow a spine you soft centred filthy animals. So, Magoo has exactly one week of school left. One week of year 2. One week of key stage 1. … Continue reading Half time scores.
Father's Day. My dad, and the father in law got cards for father's day. We honestly had no idea what to get either of them, so they got a card off of us, and one each from Magoo. I got three cards....bonus. I don't have three kids......one is enough. I got the obligatory pair of … Continue reading Father’s Day.
We live literally, 50 yards from the beach, so about 50 yards give or take from the sea, tide depending. We are lucky in that sense. But unlucky in other ways. We love the beach. Magoo adores it. He also knows how genuinely lucky he is to live so close to something so amazing. You … Continue reading Beach shaming.
Sunday. Is it the end of the week, or start of the week?! I assume it's the end, as we say it's the last day of the weekend, with Monday being the start of a new week. A Sundays ago, it was not only Father's day, but also a party day for Magoo. I'm sure … Continue reading Sunday
What the hell happened on that day!? So far that day has had he most visited and most viewed content I've ever produced. But I have no idea why. I posted a blog on the 6th and then on the 9th. Nothing new that day, nothing slanderous, interesting or abusive was uploaded. So what the … Continue reading 7th June 2019
Yesterday was mug shot day at school for Magoo. Well, it was class and team mugshots. Luckily (?) He doesn't play in any teams, so it is just his class photo. Until he's graced us with his presence after school , we don't know if it was his actual class, as in his year picture, … Continue reading Mug shot day.
Now here is the disclaimer. Everything I write in this blog is true, has happened, just no one's name or at least there real name is used. If you think this is about you, or your child, please, it's pure coincidence, that, or you are narcissistically vain. Things are detailed as they involve my child … Continue reading Helicopter parents redux!
I've recently been having trouble sleeping. I'm not worried about anything, nothing on my mind, no stress, the usual causes. So why the mild insomnia?! I have no idea. I fucking wish I knew. It started with me staying up seriously late, well into the next morning and then falling asleep, say 3-4 am, and … Continue reading Back-to-front. Not just a raggy doll.